Top Ten Reasons you will be a NON-Winner at the Aces High! Raffle Drawing

Posted by Charles Giska

on May 18, 2011

Top Ten reasons you will be a NON-WINNER at the Aces High! Raffle drawing next Saturday evening.

(If you don’t come and don’t buy tickets)

10. Rick Schwieterman told me I had to save my money for the next Paul Harris 4 X 4.

9. I would have bought some, but doesn’t Tony Gugliemotto always win?

8. Michael Shucter says that paper tickets aren’t environmentally friendly.

7. Some kid stole my wallet when I was marshalling for the St. Patty’s parade.

6. Dr. Axner told me to save all my money for a new school levy.

5. My spouse says I make a great NON-WINNER.

4. I promise to buy some just as soon as I can file my taxes.

3. Representative Carney said I will have better odds of winning at the new casino.

2. It’s just a lot more fun to be fined 20 Bucks by Dave Williamson.

1. Dave Connelly just sent me an e-mail from his rich uncle in Nigeria and pretty soon I can buy anything I want to!